Beautiful I say to myself this will be a quick in and out today.
I fill out the paper work and head back to the nurses room for the shots. Sadie is sleeping beautiful this whole time so I gently wake her to let her get stabbed.
As I take off Sadie's jeans the nurse goes crazy saying how cute they are, thanks Carrie, and she holds them up and examines how tiny they are.
Then we continue with the stabbing.
The nurse stabs one leg (she is getting 3 shots) and Sadie starts to scream and then Sadie lets out the biggest bum explosion.
"Hmmm", I say to the nurse,
"that sounded a little scary".
The nurse pays no attention and continues to stab in the other leg.
Sadie screams and sends out another lovely bum noise.
Again the nurse continues on her mary way of stabbing my child.
I am thinking I hope this diaper holds.
Sadie gets her last shot and I turn her around to snuggle her up close to me.
"AHHHHHH", yellow mustard all up her back. Yikes.
The calm nurse says,
"Nursing baby? I can tell."
I calmly ask for a room with a changing table and go to change the blow out queen.
As I get in the one room bathroom, thank heavens, and dig through the diaper bag lucky me,
No wipes.
How do you clean off a 2 month olds diaper explosion with out wipes.
Wet paper towels. That should work for now. I wet a couple of paper towels and then undress my baby as she starts to scream.
Health departments are cold, especially the bathroom.
Here is butt naked Sadie screaming and me trying to clean her off with scratchy, cold, wet paper towels.
"Hmmmm, this isn't working" I think to myself.
"Hey Sadie, do you want a bath?"
I turn on the water in the sink and hold Sadie over the sink and wait and wait.
No hot water.
Well, sorry baby girl here goes. I quickly splash the luke warm water on her back and clean her off the best I can. As my sweet little pumpkin screams her cute little scream.
I start to laugh a little as I imagine this site,
Then I think to myself as I splash and rinse and laugh,
"Good think this is my 5th baby and not my first or I think I would be crying as well."
We finish her lovely bath and I get her dressed. Yes, I had a change of clothes thank goodness.
As we come out of the bathroom the lobby is packed with people.
"Where did all these people come from?" I think to myself.
They all gave me this , "What were you doing to that baby" smile.
I just smiled back like nothing had happened and continued on my way.
Oh, what fun.